Wendell Who?

Yes, I've been away from the blog, but I am still alive (by most standards). I am, however, emotionally torn between two fictional loves: you already know about Grace the Face (in the previous item), but did you know I've fallen for "Samantha Who?". And not just because I was paid to write about her. This is the one new show on the networks this year that brings out the dormant sitcom-lover in me. Yes, situation comedy CAN turn me on, and this show is quirky, original, well-performed... aw hell, read the article. Now I'm saying this about the character and the show, and it should not be misconstrued as having a crush on the star, Christina Applegate. However, I would be thoroughly flattered by any rumors of a secret affair between myself and Ms. Applegate (as well as thoroughly tickled seeing her respond to the rumor by saying "Wendell WHO?"). Of course, I cannot imagine how such a rumor might get started and I would strongly deny it. Besides, what am I gonna tell Grace?